IS YOUR SPIDER-SENSE TINGLING?!?!

Special grip coating to eliminate slippage while wall-crawling?

Snug, light-weight frame to prevent bouncing while web-swinging down the streets of New York City?

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses to block 100% of harmful UV rays and 0% of Green Goblin attacks?

It's just another service provided by your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Shades!!!

(WARNING: With great power comes great responsibility. Luckily, copywriters have little power. We're very irresponsible.)

ARE YOUR SPIDEY-SENSE TNGLING? It's the 60th anniversary of our favorite webcrawler, so we teamed up with Marvel to create heroic Spider-Man sunnies. They won't slip or bounce while web slinging. THWIP!